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| Sorry about the long absence of freakish entries. It's been a rough couple of weeks. But for all you loyal readers who still visit the site...I'm back! And I have a freak for the day! Today's Public Transportation Freak of the Day would have to be the guy sitting next to me who kept making orgasm noises. He seriously was moaning, throwing his head back and yelling. So creepy! And then when we got off the bus, he was walking down the sidewalk and he would jump onto other busses whose doors were open and just yell "BOO!" and then he would jump off the bus and run down the sidewalk laughing hysterically. I swear, these people shouldn't be freely walking the streets. | | |
| Today I'm introducing a new segment that will be showing up from time to time. Ladies and gentlemen give a warm welcome to...Awesomely Bad Bus Fashion!!!!! Sometimes, I see people who are dressed so terribly it just makes me sick. Today, I saw a girl wearing a large t-shirt with a hole in the sleeve, gaucho pants, a faux jacket type thing tied around her waist, wool knee socks (with patterns) that had been pushed down, and brown clogs with a 3 inch heel. Nothing matched and it was all just one big mistake. Do people not make use of mirrors anymore? And by the way, she's in one of my classes and she's a very smart girl but obviously not smart enough. | | |
| Today's award goes to the man who kept breaking into impromptu song and dance numbers throughout our journey. While boarding the bus he started singing and dancing in the middle of the aisle and the entire time I was on the bus with him he kept breaking into song about EVERYTHING that was going on, such as the bus stopping for a train. So weird... | | |
| Today's award goes to the girl with the duct tape in her hair. Not just like a small piece that could have accidentally gotten in there. No, it was wrapped all throughout the hair and stuck all up in there...what's up with that? | | |
| Hmmmm...well when I got on the bus today I was the only person on there. So the award goes to the bus driver who kept trying to talk to me despite the fact that I had my Ipod on and very obviously kept turning up the volume on it so that I wouldn't have to listen to him talk.
To make my day better, my mom informed me that she was going to bring my car back to me...but then changed her mind and decided I could do without. DAMN!!!!!!!! | | |
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